DEAR A.I. — WE’LL MAKE GOOD PETS.
Technology was supposed to work for us.
Apparently somebody forgot to tell the machines.
The Dear A.I. We’ll Make Good Pets T-Shirt takes a darkly funny look at artificial intelligence, automation and humanity’s enthusiastic march toward becoming the well-trained house pets of our own technology.
It’s political satire without needing a party membership card built for people who still believe in independent thought, free speech, personal liberty and occasionally asking, “Hang on… who exactly is in charge here?”
The vintage-style artwork pairs a friendly AI robot with its suspiciously obedient human companion, turning the usual “man and machine” relationship on its head.
Wear it to the pub, the workshop, the track, the barbecue, the next family argument about artificial intelligence or anywhere people still appreciate humor with a little bite.
Highway555 — Clothing for people who still think for themselves.
Printed on a comfortable unisex tee designed for everyday wear.
Why you’ll like it: bold AI satire, anti-establishment humour, vintage graphic styling, easy unisex fit, and a conversation starter that doesn’t need a software update.
Colours and print placement may vary slightly between garments and sizes.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |