Guns Don’t Kill People. Dads With Pretty Daughters Do Hoodie

Looking for a way to publicly announce your protective-dad swagger? This hoodie doesn’t just keep you cozy—it serves up a laugh-out-loud, jaw-dropping warning:

Picture this: You're chilling in ultimate comfort, decked out in a hoodie that proudly proclaims, “Guns Don’t Kill People. Dads With Pretty Daughters Do.” It’s like wearing a dad joke with armor. Crafted for the dad who can’t resist a good gag—and maybe, just maybe, thinks he’s got a beady eye on the dating scene—it’s perfect for Father’s Day, “I’m-not-threatening-but-I-could-be” vibes, or just humbling those who dare approach your daughter.

• Fits all characters: Available in bold shades like black, navy, red, dark heather, and sport grey—because your message should match your mood (or your grill after a long day).

• Sizing for protection: From S to 5XL—so whether you prefer a snug fit or a “don’t mess with me” swaddle, we’ve got you (and your protective instincts) covered. en.wikipedia.org+12highway555.com+12teepublic.com+12

• Statement-making humor: A cheeky twist on the classic “Guns don’t kill people…” line—this version screams dad-joke swagger and puts your guard up just enough to make ‘em wink and step back.

• Versatile and snuggly: Great for casual outings, early morning coffee runs, backyard barbecues, horror-movie marathons, or when you just want to watch the world crawl a little slower if anyone even thinks of talking to your daughter.

Why You’ll Love It

• Instant conversation starter—though, fair warning, people will stare.

• The perfect dad-gift —whether you’re gifting yourself or the hero protecting his girl, this hoodie’s got the right mix of humour, comfort, and unspoken “back off” vibes.

• Style with sass—no subtlety here, but hey, that’s half the fun.

PRINTED IN AUSTRALIA
Allow 21 days

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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