JUST BECAUSE I’M PARANOID DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE NOT OUT TO GET ME.
There’s paranoia. Then there’s paying attention.
The Just Because I’m Paranoid T-Shirt takes the old line and drops it straight into the modern world of surveillance, tracking, data collection and institutions that would really rather you stopped asking awkward questions.
The artwork uses a dark surveillance-noir aesthetic: the watcher, the cameras, communications infrastructure and that wonderfully uncomfortable question — who exactly is watching whom?
It’s political satire without telling you what to think.
Because questioning authority isn’t paranoia. And being suspicious doesn’t automatically mean you’re wrong.
Made for sceptics, contrarians, privacy advocates, independent thinkers and anyone whose response to “Trust us” is:
“Why?”
Highway555, Clothing for people who still think for themselves.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |